CP's Top 10 Reasons
10 You don't need to buy all sorts of funky tools (but you still do, just to have funky tools).
9 You can get your spares at the junkyard.
8 It beats working.
7 Torque improves your sex life. Trust me.
6 Other CP-ers!
5 The peer pressure is for your car to be >different< from all the others.
4 You can finally build a car like the ones you drew in 10th grade study hall.
3 You saw "Jurassic Park" 8 times.
2 You were frightened by an overhead camshaft as a child.
and the number 1 reason for being in CP...
1 It's just too darn much fun - why would you want to be anywhere else!